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今晚，新款保时捷卡曼登场 Tonight, the new Porsche Cayman on our track.
法拉利的LaFerrari在意大利挑战意大利极限 The Ferrari, the Ferrari at the limit in Italy, Italy.
一辆旧标致经过羊群 And an old Peugeot goes past some goats.
哈罗！ Hello!
大家晚上好，非常感谢大家，谢谢！ Hello, good evening, thank you so much, everybody, thank you!
谢谢大家 Thanks very much, everyone.
隔几年，克尔维特推出新车 Every few years Chevrolet introduces a new Corvette,
声称这是美国最棒跑车 and they always say this is the best sports car in America.
就像我说自己是 And you go, yes, in the same way that
Top Gear最佳着装主持人 I'm the best-dressed presenter on Top Gear.
实际，待会你就知道确实如此 Which, actually, as you'll see later on, I am.
事实是，克尔维特从未达到 Anyway, the truth is no Corvette has ever been a match for
欧洲车的高度 the best that Europe can do.
同样悲剧似乎也发生在 And it looks like it's much the same story with this,
这款新车上 the latest model.
果真如此？ But is it?
理查德·哈蒙德会给你答案 Well, Richard Hammond has been finding out.
对我来说，克尔维特从来美艳动人 To me, Corvettes have always looked great.
但到这款第七代 And for this one, the seventh generation,
一切戛然而止 they really have pulled out all the stops.
哦嚯嚯嚯...好吧！ Ohhhh! Oh yeah！
嚯嚯嚯！ Ohhhh!
噢不。糟糕 Oh, no. Gets worse.
他们甚至恢复了 They've even brought back
60年代克尔维特黄貂鱼标志 （C2 Stingray） the Stingray badge from the classic Corvettes of the '60s.
希望别再搞其他了 I'd say that was job done.
很遗憾，远不止如此 Except it isn't, because there's more.
6.2L V8引擎 We have a 6.2 litre V8,
马力和扭矩都是460 460 horsepower and the same number in torque,
所以在任何情况 which means in any gear, at any speed,
当踩下油门... you put your foot down...
动力汹涌而出！ and stuff happens!
这声浪！ There's the noise!
这推背感！ There's the shove in the back！
0-60英里（0-96公里）4秒内 0-60 is all over in less than four seconds.
极速190英里（305公里） Top speed - 190.
为啥有些傻瓜不懂这车的妙处？ Why do the oaf and the bore not get what's going on here?
詹姆士·梅喜欢扮猪吃老虎的车型 I mean, James May likes a car that makes his fizzy bit fizz.
这货正合他味口 This'd put a SodaStream in his grundies.
这车售价65000英镑（625508人民币） The Vette costs £65,000,
听着很贵 which might sound like a lot
但和欧洲同级车相比就不同了 until you compare it to its rivals from this side of the pond.
捷豹F型V8贵20000英镑（192464人民币） To get a Jaguar F Type V8, you'll need another 20,000.
奥迪R8 V8，贵30000英镑（288696人民币） An Audi R8 V8, another 30,000.
而911 V8，抱歉，没这车 A 911 V8, well, you can't. There's no such thing.
但911动力近似型号 But to get close to the same power in a 911
贵出25000英镑（240545人民币） you'll need another £25,000.
实际上，如果在欧系车中寻找 In fact, if you're looking for a European sports car
同价位对手 for the same money,
非下面这辆莫属 you're looking at this.
911的新款小弟 It's the latest version of the 911's baby brother,
保时捷卡曼GTS the Porsche Cayman GTS.
需要说明，虽然卡曼价格 But here's the thing，even though the Cayman costs
近似克尔维特，但动力差别巨大 about the same as the Corvette,when it comes to power difference,
大的好像能填满一艘巨型油轮 the gulf between them is wide enough to swallow a supertanker.
美国巨型油轮 An American supertanker.
卡曼仅有336匹马力，对抗克尔维特460匹 This has 336 brake horsepower, compared to the Corvette's 460.
扭矩只有185左右 And this has 185 fewer torques.
所以直线加速毫无悬念 All of which means it's absolutely pointless having a drag race.
但还是得做，这是规矩 We're going to do it anyway because we are intelligent and thorough.
3、2、1，走！ Three, two, one, go!
不出所料 And there we are.
如我所言，毫无悬念 As I said, absolutely pointless.
但要说一点 But here's the thing.
从自身来看，卡曼GTS是辆短小精悍的车 In its own right, the Cayman GTS is a small but magnificent little thing.
工程设计完美 Pitch-perfect engineering.
操控精准 Total precision.
操控感轻盈，敏捷，扎实 It just feels lithe, nimble, compact, all those words,
平衡，姿态，指向性，易操控 balance, poise, predictability, tractability,
这些优点，统统具备 all those good, lovely, yummy things. It's got them all.
欧洲跑车经典标杆 The perfect example of exactly what a European sports car should be.
从工程学而言 It's a crushing demonstration of what's possible,
保时捷有压倒性优势 what good engineering should be.
这就是欧美跑车对抗中 And why Europe, not America,
人们偏爱欧系车的原因 has always been where you turn for proper sports cars.
所以 So here we are
照惯例我会说 at that point in the test where, traditionally, I'd say,
“虽然克尔维特也不错，便宜，有趣，但...” "The Corvette looks brilliant, great value, lots of fun, but..."
接着叹息一声 And then I'd do a deep sigh.
可惜，因为有保时捷 Sadly, in the company of the Porsche,
克尔维特只能望其项背 the Corvette simply can't hack it.
随后音乐渐起，我说“回到演播室” Then we'd play some sad music and I'd say, "Back to the studio."
但这次不同 But no. This time we're not going back to the studio.
我们重新回到克尔维特 We're going back to the Corvette,
因为它不是辆乡巴佬改装车 because this is no longer some hillbilly hot rod.
它具备碳纤维悬挂 It's got suspension made of carbon fibre.
和精心打造的镁合金座椅 It has seat frames crafted from ultra-light magnesium.
类似法拉利的驾驶模式 It has different driving modes, like you get in a Ferrari,
以及可4缸运行的硕大V8 and that big shouty V8 can shut down half its cylinders
环保引擎 to make it more economical.
前代克尔维特本质和那拖拉机类似 Previous Corvette underbodies were really not very far from that.
但这代拥有全新铝制车身 But this is an all-new hi-tech bonded aluminium affair that
令其更轻盈坚固 manages to be lighter and stiffer.
这次它以纽伯格林为目标设计，而不是纳什维尔 Best of all is that it was developed at the Nurburgring, not Nashville.
所以弯道表现... This means that the cornering is...
还真不赖！ Well, it's a bit of an event!
所有动力，基本都能发挥出来 All this power, all this bigness, but it's still essentially tameable.
想象把一头宠物象当成孩子 Remember when you had a pet elephant as a kid?
就这感觉 It's like that.
美如阿拉巴马的家，艳若短裤牛仔姑娘... It is Sweet Home Alabama, it's cowgirls in denim shorts...
棒极了！就是我想要的！ Yes! It's everything I wanted it to be!
更重要的是和欧洲车对比鲜明 But what it is more is a match for the Europeans.
明确一点 Let's be quite clear here.
它不再是以前那种无脑肌肉车 It's not like the Corvette has lost all of its redneck charm.
如果把保时捷比作高端实验室 If the Porsche is a laboratory full of laser beams,
克尔维特就是狂野西部酒吧 this is a Wild West saloon.
但各位无需为此遗憾 But you don't have to apologise for it. You don't have to say,
“至少它便宜”或“这已是他们极限了” "Well, at least it's cheap," or, "It's the best they can do."
它确实很出色 It simply is good.
说实话，它是有史来最棒美国跑车 In fact, it's the best sports car ever to come out of America,
这回，你不能取笑它了 and for once, you can't follow that up with a joke.
是辆好车 It's a good car.
真纠结 It is annoying.
真纠结，因为这是本季第二次 That is annoying, because for the second time this series,
我同意你。也是这辈子第二次 I agree with you. Actually, the second time in my LIFE
你不嘲讽我是“比利鲍勃哈蒙德”了？ I agree with you. Right, you're not going to call me Billy Bob Hammond?
不，也不会嘲笑你外套 No, and nor am I going to mention that jacket.
不，我知道你以为我会这么干，但不会 No, no, I know, I know you want me to but I'm not going to.
其实我想问 What I'm actually going to do is ask you this.
你更喜欢哪辆？ Which one of these two would you have?
呃，这很难 Uh, you see, that's actually really difficult
它们都很棒 cos they are both epic to drive.
是的。这不容易选 They are. You can't argue with that.
但，我不觉得保时捷很漂亮 But, I don't know, I don't think the Porsche looks very good.
略寒酸。没错，所以我选克尔维特 It looks dowdy. It does, so I'd have the Corvette.
克尔维特问题在于 The trouble is with the Corvette, though, is
无需遗憾，若你所说 you don't have to apologise for it, as you said,
但你得为它解释 but you would have to explain it. You'd have to go around saying,
“噢，它有镁制座椅碳纤维悬挂” "Oh, it's got magnesium seats and carbon fibre suspension,"
否则别人会认为你徒有其表 or everyone would just think you were a dreadful show-off.
没错，就像你带艳舞女友见母亲 Yeah, it would be like taking a lap dancer home to meet your mother.
你会强调“她成绩全优！” You'd have to say, "No, she's got A-Levels!"
很形象 You're absolutely right.
所以我们是在邋遢图书管理员和 So what we've got here is a choice between a slightly dirty librarian
聪明舞女之间做选择 and a clever lap dancer.
让我们看看哪辆在赛道上更快 So let's see which is the fastest round our track.
所以要把它们交给圈养车手 Of course, that means handing them over to our tame racing driver.
据说他最喜欢的花是土豆 Some say that his favourite flower is the potato,
并且即便看过《五十度灰》这小说 and that even though he's now seen Fifty Shades of Grey,
他依旧认为BDSM是所驾校 （BDSM：某类性行为缩写） he still thinks BDSM is a driving school.
他就是Stig！ All we know is he's called the Stig!
出发！双双有力起步 And they're off! Two confident starts there.
保时捷中置引擎，克尔维特后驱 The Porsche is mid-engine, the Corvette has a transaxle.
两车抓地都很强 Both clearly had good traction off the line.
像手术刀对决锤子，飞驰过首弯 It's the scalpel versus the hammer, flying through the first corner.
保时捷略有打滑！ And, oh, wow, it's the Porsche that's sliding!
这里换成克尔维特了 Seems to be reversing round in the Corvette.
穿过芝加哥弯 Right through Chicago,
卡曼摆开车尾入弯 again it's the Cayman that's kicking its tail out.
克尔维特稳定得令人吃惊！ Shock and awe Chevy completely under control!
针锋相对，来到锤子弯 This is the real test, of course, Hammerhead.
460匹马力在Sitg掌控下 Yep, Corvette gets a bit of a slide on
克尔维特稍有打滑！ as the Stig unleashes a 460 horsepower drift!
来到高速弯 Right, follow through.
保时捷入弯轻微锁死，略感意外 Porsche needs some corrective lock on the way in, that's a surprise.
OK，最后两弯，大力制动 OK, now we're coming up. Just two corners left, braking hard,
克尔维特十分平稳，进入Gambon弯 no dramas from either side of the Atlantic, into Gambon.
卡曼再次出现打滑！冲线！ Yes, the Cayman's sliding again! And across the line!
好的！ Right！
成绩在这 I have the times here.
衣不蔽体的保时捷图书管理员 The pantyless Porsche librarian
1分21秒6 1:21.6.
不错，和奥迪R8一样快 So, not bad, same as an Audi R8 V10. That's quick, yeah.
但... But...
聪明的舞女... the clever lap dancer...
1分19秒8.不是吧！ 1:19.8. No way!
看，和保时捷卡雷拉GT一样 Look at that, same as a Porsche Carrera GT.
真是辆快车 That is a seriously fast car.
鹤立鸡群！ There's been a disturbance in the Force!
感觉好灵异 Something weird's happening.
好的，说新闻，从这个开始 Anyway, the news, and we start with this,
全新福特福克斯RS the new Ford Focus RS.
320马力2.3L涡轮增压 That has 320 horsepower from a 2.3 litre turbocharged engine.
并且，重要的是，有四驱系统 And, most important, this, four-wheel drive.
你知道这意味什么吗？ You know what this is, don't you?
福特Escort Cosworth重生。 This is the return of the Escort Cosworth.
庆祝吧！ Happy days!
是的，我也高兴，但比不上嘉年华ST It is, I'm excited, but it won't be as good as a Fiesta ST.
才不是。就是！不是！ Well, it will. No, it won't! It will!
320匹马力！ 320 horsepowers!
我知道，但重点是小钢炮的驾乘感 I know but it's about purity of experience in a hot hatch.
据美国传言，这车 That comes, apparently, according to one source in America
有漂移按钮。什么钮？ with a drift button. A what?
漂移按钮，按下连他都能漂移 Drift button, push that, even he'll be able to drift.
按下就漂移？没错 What, you push that and it just drifts? Yes.
我不喜欢漂移 I don't want to drift.
你喜欢！才不。中二货才喜欢漂移 Yes, you do! I don't. Drifting is for the unintelligent.
才不是！ It isn't!
这是把妹技巧。姑娘们都喜欢！ It's a mating ritual. Girls love it!
说的对 Yeah, he's right.
就像有个大尾巴 No, it is, it's like having a massive tail.
就像我 It's just me
在Ross-on-Wye in Ross-on-Wye.
都知道苹果吧，做电脑手机的 Ooh, now, you know Apple, makers of computers and, um, telephones?
如今他们在研发汽车 Apparently they're working on a car.
真的？是的。能自动驾驶吗？ Really? Yes. Does it come with predictive steering?
还没这种车，对吧？ That's never going to work, is it?
我猜它像这样，每次坐进去 No, I'm not sure that it will work, cos every time
会说“请输入iTunes密码” you get in it, it will say, "What's your iTunes password?"
然后你注册个自己都记不住的密码 And then it'll make you have one that you can't remember.
一旦输错，向他们申诉 And then it'll go wrong, and you'll ring them up
他们说“是你记错了，责任不在我们” and they'll say, "Oh, it's your fault, you're holding it wrong."
于是未来某天 And then one day it'll send
你的艳照遍布网络 a picture of your bosoms to the internet.
说得好 You're right about the, um, passwords,
有天苹果也致电我 cos Apple iTunes the other day said to me,
“你密码过于简单，需更改” "You must change your password, it's far too easy to guess."
谁会猜到“胡萝卜29”这种密码？ And I thought, how's anybody ever going to guess it's "Carrot29?"
好的，继续 Now, I tell you what,
各位知道，大选即将开始 there's a general election coming up, you may have heard.
是吗？是的，即便在威尔士 Is there? Yes, there is, even in Wales.
很多人说 And, um, and a lot of people are saying,
“我懒得投票” "Oh, I can't be bothered to get involved,
“那些政客、党派看起来一样” "and all politicians are the same and all the parties are the same."
所以我想，或许大家能从政客座驾 So we thought, I wonder if we could decide who to vote for,
看出该给谁投票 on what the leaders drive.
好主意 Great idea.Very good idea.
于是我做了调查 It is, so I've managed to find it out.
虽不易但还是做到了 It's not been easy but we've done it.
戴维·卡梅伦，保守党领袖，他... Now, David Cameron, who runs the Conservative Party, OK, he...
虽然他本人没车 Well, he doesn't actually have a car,
但家里有辆本田CRV but the family car is a Honda CRV, OK?
尼克·克莱格（副首相）有辆福特银河（S-MAX） Nick Clegg has a Ford Galaxy.
烂车 Shocking car.
艾德·米利班德（工党领袖） 有辆兰博基尼艾文塔多 Ed Miliband has a Lamborghini Aventador.
真的？ Does he?
骗你的。他有辆松石绿福克斯 I was lying. He's got a turquoise green Ford Focus.
奈杰•法拉奇（英国独立党领袖），猜他座驾？ Nigel Farage, guess what he drives?
一辆捷豹。没错 A Jag. Yeah, it will be.
还有猜的吗？ Anybody else?
有其他答案吗？奈杰•法拉奇座驾 Anybody want to hazard a guess, what Nigel Farage drives.
什么？ A what?
宾利！宾利，有可能 Bentley! A Bentley, could be.
M3？ M3?
你很了解独立党啊，伙计，还有吗...？ You are aware of Ukip, are you, and their...?
奈杰•法拉奇开沃尔沃V70 Nigel Farage drives a Volvo V70.
真的？ Does he?
他开移民车 He drives an immigrant.
尼古拉·斯特金。谁？ Nicola Sturgeon. Who?
尼古拉·斯特金（苏格兰首席副大臣） Nicola Sturgeon.
苏格兰民族党，苏格兰娘们。 噢，是那个！ SNP, Scottish. Oh, THAT Nicola Sturgeon!
是的，哈蒙德，那个尼古拉·斯特金。她开啥？ Yes, Hammond, that Nicola Sturgeon. What about her?
梅，你猜。我知道，迈凯轮 （学她口音） May, have a guess. Oh, I know, uh, a McLaren.
尼古拉·斯特金不开车 Nicola Sturgeon doesn't drive.
在苏格兰？我不理解 What, in Scotland? I know, I don't understand.
在苏格兰，不会开车怎么可能？ How do you get around in Scotland, if you haven't got a car?
想不懂，但事实如此 No idea, anyway, she doesn't.
琳恩•伍德，威尔士党，该你猜了 Leanne Wood, that's your lot, Welsh, Plaid Cay-mru!
呃，骑牛 Er, an ox.
大众帕萨特 Volkswagen Passat.
噢，我讨厌帕萨特！ Oh, god, I hate the Passat!
绿党娜塔莉·贝内特？ （环保党） Natalie Bennett from the Green Party?
兰博基尼LM002 Oh, a Lamborghini LM002.
这有张照片 We've got a picture of one of those, I think, somewhere.
没错，就是它 Yes, there it is. That's the one.
你觉得绿党大佬会开这种车？ You think that the Green Party boss drives that?
猜对了吗？完全正确 Yeah, does she? You're absolutely right.
真的？当然不是。 Am I? Yeah, she doesn't.
意外的是她开的不是这车 No, she doesn't have one of those, weirdly.
她没有车，却是一家汽车俱乐部的会员 She doesn't own a car but she is a member of a car club.
道奇挑战者俱乐部？ Is it the Dodge Charger Owners' Club?
可惜不是。他们有赛道日吗？ Weirdly, James, it isn't.Do they do track days?
事实是，这些大佬 The thing is, right, all these leaders,
每人都有一辆烂车，每人 every single one of them has a rubbish car, every single one.
我知道原因 And I know why.
他们想伪装成普通人 It's cos they all want to be seen as a man, or a woman, of the people.
是，但开辆好车 Yeah, but, yeah, but you can be seen as a man,
也能伪装成普通人 or a woman, of the people, but still drive an interesting car.
没错，嘉年华ST就是部好车。 Yeah, you could have a Fiesta ST. That's a nice car.
有人会给开福特嘉年华的政客投票吗？ Would we vote for somebody who had a Ford Fiesta ST?
我会，毫不犹豫 I would, immediately.
什么？ What?
你不会。为啥 You wouldn't. Why not?
你投谁，对急救车感兴趣的政客？ What would you vote for, someone who's interested in the NHS?
不，对F1感兴趣的政客 No, somebody's who's interested in Formula 1.
不考虑政治立场，你投给 You'd vote for someone, irrespective of policies,
爱好F1的政客？没错 if they were interested in Formula 1? Yes.
看到了吗，卡梅伦和米利班德先生？ Are you watching this, Mr Cameron and Miliband and Clegg?
这能得到大量选票 This is what's going to win a massive audience.
还有谁希望投票给爱好F1的政客？ Who here would vote for someone who was interested in Formula 1?
是的！看吧，全部英国民众希望 Yes! There you go, 100% of the British people want you to be
你们关注F1！ interested in Formula 1!
呃，好的，今早我开大众高尔夫GTi来的 Uh, now, I came down here this morning in a Volkswagen Golf GTi.
本周我测评它，一部好车 It's what I'm using this week, absolutely fabulous car.
是，虽不及嘉年华ST，但也不错 Yeah, very good, not as good as the Fiesta ST, but it is good.
除了一点。有个问题 It is, except for one thing. It's got a really annoying thing on it.
有人知道这车会冒出一些环保提示吧？ Has anyone got a Golf at the moment with its eco tips?
很烦吧？ How annoying are they?
当你开得好好的 You're driving along and every now and again it'll just flash up
屏幕突然显示 a little message on the dashboard, it goes,
“为啥不关窗？会更流线” "Why not wind your window up? Be more aerodynamic."
我想呼吸新鲜空气啊 Cos I want to get some fresh air.
“为啥不升一挡？这会更...” "Why not change up a gear? It'll be more..."
“为啥，为啥不给我闭嘴！”我真想爆粗口 "Why not, why not shut up！" is what you want to say to it all the time.
简直让你...抓狂！ It drives you... I'd go mad with it!
如果我是大众的软件工程师 If I worked at VW, in their software department thing,
我会在上面做点长期小手脚 I'd put some messages in there but with a time thing,
在我退休前都不会被人察觉 so that it didn't appear until after I'd retired, really.
就像开车时显示 You'd be driving along, and it would say,
“为啥不关窗，为啥不开慢点？为啥不升挡？” "Why not wind the window up. Why not slow down a bit? Why not change up?"
接着突然显示 Then it would suddenly just say,
“为啥不把你头给煮了？” "Why don't you go and boil your head?"
但只显示一次 But it would only say it once,
你不确定是不是幻觉 so you wouldn't be sure if you'd actually seen it.
之后某天 And then another time you'd be driving,
比如三年后。你独自驾车，它又显示 it might be three years later. You'd be driving along, and it would say,
“关上窗，升挡” "Wind your window up, change gear."
突然蹦出一句“你在浪费生命” Then it would suddenly go, "You've wasted your life."
只显示一次 But you'd only see that once, you see.
估计能把车主吓尿！ That would really freak drivers out!
或许突然显示 It could suddenly just say,
“你老婆和隔壁老王有一腿” "Your wife's had an affair with the bloke next door."
你和经销商说“它是这么显示的！” And you'd get to the dealer and say, "It said that!"
对方说“不可能” And he'd say, "No, it didn't, it can't have said that."
这事还没完 It didn't, it can't have done.
如果这样，这问题会困扰大众 But the thing is, though, it would take Volkswagen
好多年 a long time to work out.
然后你会接到高层电话 Then they would have to call you up and say,
“梅，来我办公室一趟” "Mr May, step into my office."
那时我早退休了。我正对着一个 Ah, but I've retired. I'm dribbling in an old folks' home
高尔夫老车主哈哈大笑 laughing at people who bought VW Golfs.
好吧，这还有条新闻... Now, I have one more piece of...
在场诸位会很乐意知道 I think, ladies and gentlemen, you're going to enjoy this.
布里斯托尔市长 The mayor of Bristol, OK,
他最近宣布动用 he announced fairly recently that he was going to allocate
230万镑税金（22117490人民币） £2.3 million of public money
在布里斯托尔全市 which will be spent on 13,000 signs
安置13000块限速标志 saying that there will a 20mph speed limit across the whole of Bristol.
这位市长 This is the mayor.
最近超速被逮住了 He's just been caught speeding.
我觉得大家此时要克制自己的表情 I think we should all take a moment to compose our faces appropriately.
摆出一副很失望的样子 Yeah. I'm going to go for serious and disapproving.
噢，不！怎么会...?喔... Oh, no! How did...? Oh...
后来，他赞扬逮他的 He actually said, afterwards, he commends Avon and Somerset police
埃文、萨默塞特郡警察执法严格 for being so vigilant in catching him.
我猜收到罚单时肯定不这么想 I bet he didn't say that when the letter came through the post box.
好的，继续 Right, let's move on.
去年，迈凯轮推出了惊人的P1 Now, last year McLaren gave us the astonishing P1,
保时捷也发布了独树一帜的918 and Porsche gave us the equally fantastic 918.
但大家知道还有辆混合动力超跑没出现 But we've always known that there is another hybrid supercar coming.
今天，就是揭开面纱的时刻 Well, it's not coming any more.
它来了，正是各位期待已久的 It's here, it's the one you've all been waiting for,
本次由我测试 and I have been driving it
法拉利之 - LaFerrari！ The Ferrari, the Ferrari!
迈凯轮、保时捷确信他们打造了世界最美车型 McLaren and Porsche may believe they've created good-looking cars
P1和918 in the P1 and the 918.
但我认为他们得重新拿起画笔 But I think they need to get their pencil cases out again,
因为这辆才是超级跑车应有的样子 because THIS is what a supercar should look like.
这也是超级跑车应有的声浪！ And THIS is what a supercar should sound like!
不是可怜的V8也不像娇小的涡轮 No miserable V8s or puny little turbochargers
这就是法拉利终极之作！ THAT is Ferrari's Greatest Hit!
V型12气缸的完美律动 The sound of 12 cylinders properly arranged in a V.
感谢你们！（意语） Molte grazie!
再说价格 And then there's the price.
LaFerrari也力压两对手 LaFerrari has the other two licked there, as well.
保时捷918，646000英镑（6209933人民币） The Porsche 918, £646,000.
迈凯轮P1，866000英镑（8324771人民币） The McLaren P1, £866,000.
LaFerrari？ The LaFerrari?
100万英镑！（9612900人民币） A million pounds!
真这价！ That's a proper price!
不是胡说！ No muckin' about!
还有很多 And there's more.
那两货曾经大讲 Pinky and Perky have been at great pains to explain
P1和918如何出色 just how clever the McLaren and the Porsche are.
这辆同样厉害 Well, this is also very clever.
整车由不只一种 It's built from not one,
而是四种碳纤维制造 but four different types of carbon fibre
极其轻量化 to keep it as light as possible.
事实上它比保时捷和迈凯轮都轻 In fact, it's lighter than the Porsche OR the McLaren.
由于座椅固定 The driver's seat is fixed,
所以方向盘和踏板都能调节 and, instead, it's the wheel and pedals that move.
也就表明你用不到机械座椅 This means you don't need a seat mechanism,
于是坐姿更低，车身更低 which means the driver can sit lower, the roof can be lower,
整车重心就... and that drops the centre of gravity...
极利过弯 to the benefit of cornering.
再说引擎 Then, we come to the engine.
和迈凯轮、保时捷一样，LaFerrari是辆混合动力车 Like the McLaren and the Porsche, LaFerrari is a hybrid
由汽油机和电动机共同驱动 it has a petrol engine AND an electric motor to drive the wheels.
但...鉴于另两台车能纯电驱动 BUT... whereas the other two can be driven on electric power alone,
就像丰田普锐斯，LaFerrari不然，法拉利表示 like a Toyota Prius, the Ferrari can't, because, Ferrari say,
“我们对纯电驱没兴趣” "We are not interested in electric cars."
所以电动单元原理 Instead, the battery and electric motor combination
就像F1动能回收系统 works a bit like the kinetic energy recovery system in an F1 car.
简而言之，它能收集如 In very simple terms, it captures energy that's normally wasted
刹车损失能量，当你需要时再释放 during braking, for example - and keeps it for when you need it.
电机和汽油机 The electric motor, the petrol engine
一直保持工作 they're all working together, all of the time.
不能分割 You cannot separate them.
它是辆货真价实的950马力超跑 This is simply a 950 horsepower supercar.
但除了赛道科技 But, despite the racing technology,
你并不觉得这是辆偏科车 you don't find yourself in a world of austere track-car misery.
它有卫星导航 You've got the sat nav,
车载空调... the air conditioning...
很舒适 It's perfectly comfortable.
也很文明 Actually, it's very civilised.
但它同时也是 However, this is also supposed to be the fastest
有史以来法拉利制造的 and most exciting road car
最快公路车 Ferrari has ever made.
为了解它多惊人，我们来到这... And to find out how exciting, we must come here...
法拉利菲奥拉诺测试赛道 Ferrari's Fiorano test track.
这里是跃马车迷 To Prancing Horse fans, this is the sacred tarmac
神往的F1战车诞生圣地 where the company's greatest F1 cars were born.
但当我来到这，“圣地”似乎相去甚远 But when I rolled up, "sacred" wasn't the word that came to mind.
噢，见鬼！ Oh, cock!
在车里窝了两小时后... After two hours of dithering on the start line...
踏板再远点... Pedals a little bit further away.
太远了。等等 No, that's too far away. Hang on.
赛道终于变干了 the track was finally dry enough for me to have a go.
红灯，红灯，红灯... Red, red, red, ...
天啊！ God's holy trousers!
第一弯 I'm already at the first bend.
大力制动 Lots of brakes.
女士们先生们，这就是950马力！ That, ladies and gentlemen, is 950 horsepower for you!
就在此时 And while we're at it,
950匹马力完虐另两台车 950 horsepower is a slam-dunk Top Trump over the other two.
极速也如此 - 218迈（350公里） And so is the top speed - 218mph.
不单是强大的马力令人震撼 But it's not just the amount of horsepower that's impressive,
还和使用方式有关 it's the way it's served up.
即便你又傻又笨 Even if you're a bit clumsy or a bit timid,
就像我这样 as I am being on this one,
你依然能驾驶它 you've still got that enormous grunt.
像亡命列车狂飙 It just hits you like a runaway train.
这是KERS系统在工作 That's the KERS system working.
这就是它的价值 That's exactly what it's for.
此外，法拉利也知道 On top of that, Ferrari has remembered
并非每个车主都是 that not everyone who'll drive this car
塞巴斯蒂安或瓦特尔 will be called Sebastian or Vettel.
由于LaFerrari快的惊人 Because LaFerrari will go quite a lot faster than you can think,
法拉利为车主考虑了很多 Ferrari do quite a lot of thinking for you.
它有一套非常复杂 It has for example a very, very sophisticated
基于F1技术的牵引力控制系统 traction control system based on Formula 1 tech,
你可以保持它一直开启 and you can leave it turned on.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
防止你悲剧 Stops you crashing.
LaFerrari布满了主动气动设计 LaFerrari also bristles with active aerodynamics.
对超跑不新鲜 That's not new on a supercar,
但这套系统由21台电脑控制... but this system is controlled by 21 computers...
也就表明，依靠法拉利黑科技 which means, according to the Ferrari eggheads,
我也能在恐怖的菲奥拉诺7号弯... even I should be able to take Fiorano's notorious Turn 7...
高速通过 flat out.
主动气动套件 - 上吧 Active aerodynamics - here we go.
别出岔，别出岔！ Don't bottle it, don't bottle it!
真有用！看呐！ It works! Look at that!
越快越有效！ The faster you go, the better it works!
和詹尼弗（杰瑞米）的迈凯轮一样 I mean, like Jennifer's McLaren,
这俩都是后驱车 it is pure rear-wheel drive,
但P1太吓人，这辆不是寡妇制造者 and that's quite intimidating, but it's not a widowmaker.
噢，天啊！ Oh, my God!
嘿！抱歉！ Wahey! Sorry!
好吧，慢下来 Right, let's just slow this down a bit.
理查德·哈蒙德说保时捷918 Richard Hammond, he says the Porsche 918
达到了混合动力的巅峰 that's the one that takes the hybrid supercar the furthest.
若你赞同，这话是可信的 It's the most responsible, if you like.
杰瑞米偏爱P1因为他说 Jeremy likes the P1 because he says
P1在环保大趋势下 it takes an idea that was essentially an environmental one
让超级跑车更有激情 and uses it to make the supercar more dramatic.
从这种角度看，LaFerrari更像迈凯轮 In this respect, the Ferrari is more like the McLaren.
除了两样... Except for two things...
LaFerrari外观更美... LaFerrari looks better...
我也承认它更棒 and I reckon it IS better.
这是世上最棒的车！ This is the greatest car in the world!
好的 Well, now here we are.
好吧 Here we are.
大家记得去年 Now you may remember last year,
哈蒙德试驾保时捷，我对他说 after Hammond had driven the Porsche I said to him,
如果它在赛道快过迈凯轮 that if it turned out to be faster around our track than the McLaren
我立刻把名字改成珍妮弗 I would change my name by deed poll to Jennifer
都记得吧？ you remember that?
是的。你说过 Oh, yeah. You said that.
现在又多了詹姆士·梅的观点 And now we have James May telling us,
非常自夸 rather bumptiously, I think,
因为没驾驶过迈凯轮和保时捷 because he hasn't driven the McLaren or the Porsche,
所以他眼里法拉利最棒 that the Ferrari is best.
那么，大家想不想知道 So, who here would like to see which of these cars
哪辆在我们赛道上最快？ is the fastest round our track?
是的！ Yes!
我们想 So would we.
保时捷也想 So would Porsche.
但问题出现了 But we have a problem.
迈凯轮说我们不能在赛道测试P1 McLaren has said that we can't do the test at our track.
什么？ What?
等等，我们赛道就是迈凯轮的赛道 Well, hang on - our track is also McLaren's track.
他们在这做的研发。是的 That's where they developed this car. Yes, I know,
因为我知道这点，所以我知道 and because I know that, I also know that they know
他们同样了解锤子弯的特性 that the twiddly bits at the Hammerhead, and so on,
更适合四驱的保时捷 will favour the four-wheel drive system of the Porsche.
那就换条赛道 All right, we'll do it at a different track.
这就带来第二个问题 Well, that brings us on to the second problem.
法拉利研究六个月后，表示 Ferrari has spent the last six months saying,
“我们不允许这么干” "No, we don't want to do it, at all."
“我们对极速，0-60英里加速，圈速...都没兴趣” "Cos we're not interested in speed, or 0-60, or lap times..."
是吗？ Really ?
他们说的，但...我发誓他们撒谎 That's what they've been saying, but...I kid you not, they have.
前几周，他们态度又变软 But in the last couple of weeks or so, they've started to soften
表示“或许我们能把车借你们” and say, "Well, maybe we can lend you a car."
挺好啊，那就测试吧 Well, there you go then. Game on.
别急，新问题又来了 No, see, there's another problem.
迈凯轮说，测试车必须全是 McLaren is saying they will only do this
已售出的车辆才行 if all of the cars are customer cars,
私家车，明白？ they're production cars that have been sold - yes?
他们不希望对手用热熔胎或涡轮作弊 They don't want them turning up with sticky tyres and 17 turbos on them.
法拉利只允许 Ferrari is saying they'll only do it
都使用厂方提供车辆 if the cars DO come direct from the factory.
好吧 Well, all right, then.
那就找个LaFerrari车主借一辆 We'll find someone who has a Ferrari a Ferrari, and borrow it.
我认识某个车主 I know someone who has one.
我也这么想。但他们堵死了这招 So do I, James. They've covered us on that one, I'm afraid.
法拉利告诉我们 Ferrari has actually said, to us,
如果任何法拉利车主 that if any Ferrari owner
胆敢借我们LaFerrari lends us a Ferrari a Ferrari,
他就休想再买到 they will make sure that person can never ever buy
限量版法拉利 a limited edition Ferrari ever again.
荒谬！不骗你 Ridiculous! I kid you not.
做得真绝 I've never heard anything like this.
真有人因此上了法拉利黑名单 Pony club mothers have got NOTHING on the people who make these cars.
完全不合理！如果我是制造商 It doesn't make any sense! If I built any of these cars - any of them
我想做的第一件事 the first thing I'd want to do
就是比谁家车更快 is see how fast they were compared to the others.
这就是它们的意义！ That's what they're for!
如果我是老师，班上有法拉利和迈凯轮两个学生 Honestly, if I were a teacher and I had McLaren and Ferrari in my class,
我会抽死他们！ I would box their ears!
“去告校长吧，成熟了再来见我” I'd say, "Go and see the headmaster and come back when you've grown up."
你看。啥？ Look.What?
车在这，赛道在那...偷着跑一圈！ They are here, the track's there... Let's just do it!
我知道，詹姆士，但它们被锁了 Yes, James. They're here and they're locked
这几个警卫被派到这 and those two security guards have been provided,
防止我们偷偷测试 to make sure we don't just take them out on the track after the show.
你开玩笑？没有 You're kidding? I am not kidding.
所以就这样？没办法了？ So, this is it? It ends here, it's not gonna happen?
不，不，不，不。我们不会放弃 No, no, no, no. We're not giving up.
碰巧这周我们听说有个中东土豪 We've actually heard this week of a man in the Middle East
同时拥有这几辆车 who owns one of each of these cars,
他可能帮我们 and he may be willing to lend them to us.
那就打给他嘛 Well, there you go. Give him a call.
他叫本·拉登 He's called Bin Laden.
没骗你，就是他 I'm not kidding, he is.
你说...本·拉登？ What, as in... Bin Laden?
不，他早挂了。新闻报道过了 No, he's dead. It was definitely on the news. I saw that.
是他一个兄弟 He's a cousin of that one.
不能因为亲属犯罪就质疑别人 Well, you can't judge a man by his cousin.
说的没错，哈蒙德 You're absolutely right, Hammond. You can't.
但难保不出意外对吧？尤其是Top Gear But things go wrong on Top Gear, yes? All the time.Yeah.
你敢这么致电给他吗 Do you want to make the call
“你好，本·拉登先生。我把你的保时捷和法拉利撞了” "Hello, Mr Bin Laden. I've just crashed your Porsche into your Ferrari"
不敢，你是对的 I don't want to make that call, you're right. No.
所以，暂时还不行，但我们不会放弃 So here we are, we haven't done it, but we're not going to give up.
我们都希望这样一件事 in fact I hope you all hope the same thing
某个周一早上 is that, on Monday morning,
我们接到法拉利和迈凯轮来电 we get a call from Ferrari and from McLaren saying
“好吧，我们同意一决高低”大家都希望吧？ "You know what, let's do this thing." Do you want to hear that?
是！来比一场。来吧！ Yes! Let's just do this thing. Come on!
好的，又到了... Anyway, it is now time...
继续下个环节 It's now time to move on
明星廉价车环节 and put a Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
上周，我们不停接到电话 In fact, all week, we've had people ringing me up
“《我是传奇》《全民超人》的主演威尔·史密斯” saying, "How on earth are you going to top Will Smith, from last week
“有嘉宾比他更有意思吗？” "star of I Am Legend and Hancock and so on?"
这很容易，因为今晚我们请来了 Well, that is easy, because tonight, we have, as my guest,
2009年X Factor亚军 the runner-up in the 2009 X Factor competition.
女士们先生们，奥利·莫尔斯！ Ladies and gentlemen, Olly Murs!
杰瑞米。你好吗。很高心见到你，你好吗 Jeremy. How are you? Good to see you, how are you?
很好。大家好！谢谢 Very well. Hello! Thanks.
他来了！请坐 He's here! Ah. Have a seat.
荣幸之至 It's a pleasure.
我知道介绍有些不当 Now, I know that was a slightly mean introduction,
但实际上，成为X Factor亚军 but actually, being a runner-up in X Factor
好过拿冠军 is better than winning it.
噢，我...也这么想 Oh, I... yeah, I suppose it is.
但，还是想赢，我很好胜 But, um, obviously I wanted to win the show, I'm Mr Competitive
但当时若赢了 I know, but if you win X Factor,
你就回老家重操旧业了 what, you end up back in Homebase in a week.
或享受一次豪华旅行 Or on a cruise liner.
但我很幸运，和名次无关 Yeah, but I think it's lucky, no matter where you finish on the show
你无法预料会排在哪 you don't know where you'll finish.
或许一两年后我可能 I thought after about a year or two I'd probably be,
回到话务中心做接线员... you know, in a call centre again, so...
One Direction第二名 （“单向组合”/One Direction，英伦风男子组合） Cos it is，I'm just thinking, One Direction came second.
呃...不...JLS第二 （“摇摆不定男生”/JLS，英国男孩团体） Yeah... no...JLS came second.
不，One Direction第三，JLS第二 Oh, no, One Direction finished third, JLS finished second.
如果当时是我，我会祈祷 I'd be standing there, at the end, judging on the facts and figures,
“请别让我赢，请别让我赢” going, "Please don't let me win, please don't let me win."
这样我后来才能和你一样成功... Cos then I'll be successful, like you, cos...
噢，谢谢 Oh, cheers, thank you.
你卖了多少专辑？ How many albums have you sold now?
1千万张？ 10 million?
1千万是总数 No, it's 10 million in total
很多了。包括单曲和其他 That's a lot. For singles and everything.
专辑300万张，我猜 I think the albums, about three million, I think?
这数今天看很大了。我很满足，是的 That's a lot of albums these days. Well, I'm delighted, yeah.
如今专辑不好卖 I mean, it's not really an album market so
感谢买我专辑的伙计，谢谢歌迷 No, I'm delighted that everyone's been buying my album, so thank you.
参加选秀前你做什么工作？ And what did you do then before singing to Simon Cowell?
我是话务员。为人们提供 I was just working in a call centre. I was giving people advice
降低能源开支的建议 on how to save money on their energy bills.
所以你住孟买？ So you were living in Bombay?
不，在埃塞克斯的威瑟姆 No - no, no this was just in Witham in Essex.
你是埃塞克斯人？是的 You are an Essex boy? Essex boy, yeah.
除了是埃塞克斯人 And not just an Essex boy,
你还是个狂热车迷，对吧？ but we are talking about a major petrolhead, are we not?
100%是的，我爱车 100%, yeah， love my cars.
我想说在成名前 I'd say that before I was famous and got into this, you know,
我没多少辉煌购车史 I didn't have the most glamorous car.
你第一辆车是啥？ What was your first car?
第一辆车是菲亚特Ciquento My first car was a Fiat Ciquento.
我猜是Cinquecento。Cinquecento I think it's Cinquecento. Cinquecento.
这车因《中间人》出名 （《中间人》/The Inbetweeners，英情景剧） Which of course was made famous by The Inbetweeners.
没错，就是它 Exactly，there it is.
还在我家 I've still got that, that's still at my house.
你的车？还在我家。 Is that actually yours? It's still mine.
知道吗？我花了很多钱... Do you know what, though? I spent more money...
买它花了895镑（8625人民币） That car cost me 895 quid and I spent, I think,
改音响花了950镑（9155人民币） 950 quid on the sound system for it.
在老家听歌兜风 So I could bowl round Essex
听说参加X Factor过程中 I'm presuming as well if you'd won X Factor and you got that,
你出过几次和裤子相关的意外 there would've been a few trouser-related incidents in that.
噢，天。好吧，是... Oh, God, yeah. Well, the one...
噢，天啊 Oh, God.
我粉丝会告诉你我常把裤子弄破 My fans will tell you I'm always ripping my trousers.
我...有天我在做事 I... I was at work one day
关于招募的工作 I was actually working in recruitment then.
呃...有些盒子要拿走 And, um... I was just lifting some boxes,
大概上午十点，我弯腰搬盒子 about 10 o'clock in the day, I moved down to lift the boxes
结果裤子后面裂开了 and I ripped all the backend of me trousers out.
于是我想回家。钻进车里 And I want to go home. So I got in my car
从停车场飞驰出来 and I've drummed out of the car park,
来到一个路口，遇到红灯 I've just turned round the corner, got up towards the traffic lights.
那时发现没系安全带 And I've just gone to put my seat belt on.
突然，一辆警车出现，发现我没系安全带 All of a sudden, the police car's just come round the corner, seen me do that
跟上了我 and gone in behind me.
我说“噢XX” And I'm like, "Oh,XX"
然后我到特斯科停车场，停车走出来 So then I drove to Tesco's car park, pulled over, then got out.
站在特斯科停车场 And obviously I'm stood there, in the middle of Tesco car park
午饭时间，裸露着下面 at lunchtime, with all me bits hanging out.
噢，太尴尬了！他们罚了我... Oh, it was so embarrassing! They gave me...
60镑罚款（579人民币） I think they gave me a £60 fine or something.
裸露下身罚60...？ Oh, you got a £60 fine for having your...?
不，不，当然也能因为那罚我 No, no，they probably could have got me done for that!
噢，因为安全带。 Oh, the seat belt. For the seat belt.
谁想看奥利单圈？ Well, who here would like to see Olly's lap?
是的！ Yeah!
放片 Play the tape.
噢，这真是... Oh, I was...
抱歉伙计 Sorry, mate.
很棒的表演，裤子上变出圆圈 That was a gig, a lap on a lap.
当时还没反应过来 I didn't have time to prepare myself then
当我意识到裤子破了，我吓得 I actually thought that was the lap, so I was like
确实是你的“表演”，但不是我们说的表演 Well, it was your lap, but not the lap we're talking about.
估计，你的菲亚特早已束之高阁...是的 Presumably, now that the Fiat is parked up somewhere...Yeah.
后来，你对车更狂热 you've gone on, as a car enthusiast,
于是收藏无数 to buy something a little bit more, I don't know, starry.
不，开始我只买了几辆宝马 No，well, yeah, no, I went for a few BMWs
后来我想 and then I decided, I was like,
“得买点大家伙” "You know what? I'm going to go big."
于是买了辆宾利大陆GT So I went and got myself a Bentley Continental GT.
噢，有趣的车。什么型号？ Oh now, that's an interesting car, actually. Which one have you got?
大陆 GT V8 It's just a Continental GT V8.
明智 That's correct.
那车有太多值得把玩的地方了 Because there's so many mines you can tread on on your way.
不是敞篷版吧？不是 It's not a convertible, is it? No. No.
敞篷版让人显得很二 You see, I think the convertible makes you look stupid.
是的，因为不论何时看见敞篷宾利 Yeah, cos whenever you see a convertible Bentley,
它们都是亮蓝色 people've always got, like, the bright blue,
大红色，或白色... or it's in bright red or it's white or...
橙色的脸蛋。一定是柴郡土豪 And they've got an orange face.Yeah.And you're in Cheshire.
或埃塞克斯人。 Or Essex.
不论怎样，由于你的到来 Anyway，now you came down here, cos interestingly, we have had
Stig出现了点小变化 a slight problem with The Stig today.
说真的 I mean, this is not a word of a lie.
上周威尔·史密斯做客，你大概知道 We had Will Smith here last week, as you probably know.
Stig从未听过他 The Stig had never heard of him.
胡说！基弗·萨瑟兰，几周前来过 Shut up! Kiefer Sutherland, a couple of weeks ago
也没听说过 never heard of him.
还有艾德·希兰，最弱的那个，毫无耳闻 There was Ed Sheeran, week one，no idea.
他谁也不认识 He doesn't know who anyone is.
今早，当他知道奥利·莫尔斯要来 He came here this morning - Olly Murs,
他非常喜欢你 he's completely in love with you.
算了！ Nah!
对Stig来说，你是，除卡朋特外 The Stig, you are his - apart from The Carpenters, obviously
最爱的艺术家 his absolute favourite artist.
你知道吗？ You know what, can I just say this?
我不确定大家是否对此事感兴趣 I don't know if people want to know this information,
但我很兴奋 but I'm delighted with it
今天去厕所时... I walked into the toilet to have...
碰见了他 He was in there.
你看见他小兄弟了？噢，不... Have you seen his penis? Well, no, well...
他戴着头盔，所以... （“头盔”和DD同意） He was wearing his helmet still, so it wasn't...
他没...他没... He wasn't... he wasn't...
我猜他可能会抱着头盔，但... I thought he was going to be holding his helmet, but I suppose...
这是重大新闻！ This is all big news!
但等等... But wait, wait...
我曾经最大的新闻是... Well, my best ever celebrity story was, um...
你超越不了这个！ You can't top that!
是和盖瑞·巴洛有关的厕所新闻... （盖瑞·巴洛，英国音乐人） It was another toilet incident with Gary Barlow which...
真的很棒 Absolutely fantastic, yeah.
而现在...我曾和Stig同处一个厕所 But now I've gone to the... I've been in the toilet with the Stig,
难以置信 it's pretty amazing.
不论如何... Anyway...
你在廉价车里玩了一把 It was... presumably, you went out in the Vauxhall Astra Tech Line.
是的。练了很多圈？ Yes. Many laps, many practices?
很有趣，跑了很多圈 Loved it, did a few, quite a few practices, really.
赛道上，我像这样“来吧！”我能感受到 I was giving it some, like, "Come on!" I could feel it.
当你冲线时，像这样“快点！” You know when you get to the end, you're like, "Come on!"
各位想看真正的圈速吗？ Would you like to see the real, actual lap in a car?
是的！让我们上眼瞧 Yeah! Here we go, let's have a look.
出发 We're away.
加油，宝贝儿 Come on, baby.
叫起来！ Purr with me!
看着像瓦尔·基尔默 （瓦尔·基尔默，美国演员） You're looking like Val Kilmer in there.
有力的切弯 Oh, yeah, that's aggressive turning.
和里卡多一样的线路，很好 Same line that Ricciardo was using the other day, very good.
♪ 别为我哭泣，阿根廷...♪ ♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina...♪
别唱这歌 Don't sing that here.
跑的不错... There we are, nicely done through...
为我的歌抱歉，别喊出来 Sorry for my language, Mum, I apologise, didn't mean to swear.
你没喊 You haven't sworn.
我要XX做到！ Right, you've gotta BLEEP do this!
还是喊了。 No, you have sworn now.
OK，目前一切完美 OK, that's about as perfect as it comes, that is.
就像这样 As is that.
没转向不足，很好 No real understeer, that's good to see.
70... 70...
80... 80...
高速通过这里 Yep, flat through there.
是的，我感觉...这里很棒 Yeah, I felt... I felt good going through there. Yeah.
轮胎墙进四挡 I got into fourth gear just as I got to the tyres.
这是个急弯 This was the bend.
看这侧滑 This is the - oh, look at it squirming there,
漂亮 that is nicely held.
底盘很棒，你发挥了最大潜力 It's a good chassis, that, but you're getting the best out of it.
稍有摇摆 and that is bob-on as well.
冲线！ There we are, across the line!
好吧 So there we go.
你觉得能排哪？ Where do you think you've come, on the board?
我目标是1分46秒，只要在... My aim was 1.46，I just wanted to...
你想打败休·杰克曼 You wanted to beat Hugh Jackman.
1分46秒很快了...确实很快 1.46 is an ambitious...Very ambitious.
噢，不，别吓我 Oh, God, put me out of my misery.
我只关心能否击败他，快说 As long as I've beaten Jack, that's all I care about, come on.
人人都能击败他。不敢直视 Everybody could beat Jack. I can't look - tell me when.
下周史提夫·汪达会击败杰克曼 Stevie Wonder next week - he's going to beat Jack.
你成绩是1分... You did a one...
40... 40...
你希望我说6，对吗？ You want me to say "six", don't you?
但我要说4 I'm going to say four.
不可能！ No!
所以，你对手只剩亚伦·保尔 So actually, you're up there with only Aaron Paul,
《绝命毒师》那位，1分44秒7。别说了 as in Breaking Bad, on 1.44.7.Shut up.
他是点7秒 He's on a seven.
如果你低于点7，就是第一 So if it's lower than seven, you're the fastest ever.
点6 It's six.
耶！太棒了！ YES! Come on!
你做到了！ You did it!
噢，天啊！ Oh, my God!
新冠军。 That's the fastest we've ever had.
新世界冠军！ The fastest man in all of the world!
奥利·莫尔斯！ Olly Murs!
终于不是第二了！ I didn't... I didn't finish runner-up!
我们的最快圈。 That is the fastest we've ever had.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
奥利·莫尔斯 - 我们赛道的冠军！ Olly Murs - the fastest man ever round our track!
噢，谢谢，杰瑞米！ Oh, thanks, Jeremy.
好的，世界有很多优秀汽车制造商 Now, there are many truly great car companies,
他们历史悠久 all with rich, magnificent histories
比如法拉利、捷豹、蓝琪亚、玛莎拉蒂 there's Ferrari, Jaguar, Lancia, Maserati
等等等等 and so on and so on.
是的，但今晚，詹姆士和我 Yes, indeed, but tonight, James and I
将介绍其中最伟大 are going to look at the history of the most brilliant,
最有创造性的一家公司 most inventive car company of them all
标致 Peugeot.
数千年来，只有一种方式 For thousands of years, there was only one way
能穿越这片雄浑广袤的 of crossing this spartan landscape
北非沙漠 in the vast, dusty heat of North Africa.
就是它 This was it.
使用它的曾有希腊人、罗马人、柏柏尔人 It was used by the Greeks, the Romans, the Berbers,
腓尼基人、汪达尔人、阿拉伯人、迦太基人 the Phoenicians, the Vandals, the Arabs, the Carthaginians,
奥斯曼人、法国人、图阿雷格人、意大利人 the Ottomans, the French, the Tuareg, the Italians
和英国人 and the British.
但1968年 But then, in 1968,
称霸沙漠4000年的骆驼 the camel's 4,000-year monopoly was ended.
被标致504终结了 by the Peugeot 504.
大多数人以为是陆虎或吉普 Many people imagine it was Land Rover or Jeep
把内燃机 that brought internal combustion
传播到世界每个角落 to the world's most impregnable backwaters,
但其实是这家伙 but really, it was this.
非洲之王，人们这样称呼它 The King of Africa, as they called it.
是的，它离地间隙很高且维护低廉 Yes, it had good ground clearance and parts were cheap,
但真正让它称霸非洲的是 but what really endeared this mighty Peugeot to Africa
其惊人的可靠性 was its rugged dependability.
你可能听过这样的传说 You regularly hear tales around these parts
标致504行驶上百万公里 of 504s that have done a million kilometres
抵达了陆虎也无法企及的地方 and which have been to places that no Land Rover could reach
没发生任何故障 without falling to pieces.
40年前，标致是坚固耐用的代名词 40 years ago, then, Peugeot was a byword for sturdy toughness
人人皆知 and common sense.
但到了1983年，标致决定 But then, in 1983, Peugeot decided
不再制造坚固、结实、棕色的好车 it didn't want to make strong, sturdy, beige cars any more.
它要抛弃以往 It wanted to throw off its sensi-panties
变得运动、时尚、潮流 and be sporty and frivolous and fun.
于是公司方向彻底改变 So it completely changed direction.
他们启用了一位“悬架大师” It employed a brilliant "chef de suspension"
制造出这辆车 and came up with cars like this
505 GTi，一款与宝马竞争的运动轿车 the 505 GTi, a sports saloon to rival any BMW.
之后是405 Mi16 And then there was the 405 Mi16,
听起来像把机枪 which sounded like it was a machine gun,
也确实如此 and it went like one.
其中最棒的是这辆... But best of all, Peugeot gave us this...
出色的205 GTi The phenomenal 205 GTi,
一辆快的... a car that was fast...
连詹姆士·梅都想开的车 even with James May at the wheel.
这是80年代最棒掀背车吗？ Was this the best hot hatchback of the '80s?
毫无疑问它是有力竞争者之一 Well, it was definitely a contender, wasn't it?
依旧出色 It's still good.
很难相信这车出自 It's hard to believe that this was made by the same people
制造504那帮人之手 who did the 504
甚至连物种都一样 made by the same species, even.
但这并不是 But this wasn't the first time
标致第一次改变 that Peugeot had completely changed its mind
主打产品的主意 about what it wanted to be.
标致始于1810年一家钢铁厂 The company began in 1810 making steel
他们很擅长冶炼 and it was very, very good at it.
到了1840年 So good that, in 1840,
他们决定制造木制研磨器 it decided to start making wooden pepper grinders.
直到现在...这些还是世界最棒研磨器 Now, these... they were the best pepper grinders in the world.
于是1852年，标致很自然的开始生产... So, naturally, in 1852, Peugeot started to make...
紧身内衣 corsets.
过了30年 And then, 30 years later,
他们又想“其实我们想生产的” it thought, "No - what we actually want to make
“是自行车” "are bicycles."
这就是后来的产品 And this is what they came up with.
很不错 And it is brilliant.
一流的自行车 It is a superb bicycle.
自然而然的，在自行车之后 But naturally, having made a superb bicycle,
下一个目标就是转型生产 the next logical step was to become a manufacturer
军火 of munitions.
他们的炮弹无比优秀。世界经典 The shells they made were excellent. World-class.
但后来二战爆发，德国人来了 But then the Second World War broke out, the Germans arrived,
标致决定军火也不生产了 and Mr Peugeot decided he didn't want to make munitions any more.
实际上，他们啥也不想生产 In fact, he didn't want to make anything.
于是一天夜里，他们在工厂埋下炸药 So one night, he laced his factory with explosives
把整座厂炸上了天 and blew the entire place to smithereens.
了解完这些历史，也就不难解释 After such a varied history, it's hardly surprising
标致为何会从生产日用品 that Peugeot should make this sudden swerve
过度到制造运动汽车 from building dependable workhorses to exciting, sporty cars
就像205 GTi like the 205 GTi.
也就不难解释，这种质量传承从钢铁 And nor is it surprising, given the quality of their steel
到研磨器、到紧身内衣 and their grinders and their corsets
到自行车、到军火 and their bicycles and their munitions,
他们确实很有两把刷子 that they were unbelievably good at it.
称作T16的205涡轮增压版赛车 A turbo-charged four-wheel drive version of the 205 called the T16
拿过16次拉力赛冠军... won 16 rounds of the Rally Championship...
从福特、奥迪、蓝琪亚手中 beating the might of Ford, Audi and Lancia
两次赢得背靠背世界冠军 with two back-to-back world titles.
回到陈列馆 And back in the showroom,
各类运动型车更是应接不暇 the sporty cars kept on coming.
标致如日中天 Peugeot was on a roll.
但有天，在巴黎开了一次会 But then one day, in Paris, there was a meeting.
先生们...嗯？ Messieurs...Mm?
是时候停止生产这些运动型车了 The time has come for us to stop making this sporty car.
老天！见鬼！ Mon Dieu! Sacre bleu!
那我们接下来生产什么？ But what shall nous do instead?
呃...衣架？雨伞？ Er... coat hangers? Umbrellas?
听我这个计划如何？ How is zees for a plan?
我们生产烂车 We make terrible cars,
全方位的烂 in every way 'orrible.
外观要够丑！ Maybe tres ugly!
噢，没错！ Oh, oui, oui, oui!
引擎要够烂 And le engine tres 'orrible.
名字难听、易坏、不舒适 Oh, nasty, unreliable, uncomfortable.
内饰低劣...恶心至极 Et l'interior fabrique en... spit et Kleenex.
一定要够恶心。对、对、对！ Spit et Kleenex. Oui, oui, oui! Oui, oui, oui!
这主意真不错，不是吗？ C'est une bonne idee, n'est-ce pas? Oui?
没有比这更棒的想法了 Ne regardez pas un cadeau de cheval dans la bouche.
先生们，为我们的烂车干杯！ Messieurs, salut la voiture horrible!
把那个悬挂设计师叫来 And get the chef de suspension up here
我们要解雇他 so we can fire him immediatement.
噢，是的 Oh, yes.
本次早餐会，一定能让标致 This breakfast meeting will put Peugeot on the map
名扬四海，毫无疑问 for many years to come - make no mistake.
于是，结果就是这样 This is what resulted
可憎的1007 cars like the hateful 1007,
可笑的407 the absurd 407,
悲哀的607 the woeful 607,
没救的3008 and the shockingly bad 3008
廉价制造、粗糙组装、外表丑陋，不胜枚举 cheaply made, sloppy handling, lacklustre dung, the lot of it.
广告也变了 The adverts changed, too.
过去那些燃烧玉米地和飞跃的205 Out went the burning cornfields and the jumping 205s,
被这些取代... and in came tosh like this...
买它吧，四个轮+四个座 Buy a car, four wheels and some seats
月供只需99镑（955人民币） for just £99 a month
外加1000镑返现（9650人民币） 和2000镑返现（19301人民币） with £1,000 cashback plus another £2,000 cashback.
价格优惠附送免费的 - 是的，免费的 Easy finance and a free - yes, free
带锁油箱盖！ locking petrol filler cap!
年利率29.4%。以具体条款为准 APR 29.4%. Subject to terms and conditions.
购车需实名制 You must be able to sign your name to have a car.
若无力偿还贷款将面临牢狱之灾 Your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments.
效果是显而易见的 The results were immediate.
销量一飞冲天 Sales went through the roof.
标致或许擅长制造坚固、运动的车型 Peugeot may have been good at making sturdy cars and sporty cars,
但他们更擅长制造烂车 but it seemed they were absolutely brilliant at making terrible cars.
没错。为了解多擅长 Yes. And to find out just how brilliant,
杰瑞米和我打算体验一把 Jeremy and I are going to do an experiment.
他买了这辆自燃过的307 CC He has bought this mildly fire-damaged 307 CC.
你还能看见火源 You can see where the fire was just here.
已经灭了，所以没事 It's out now, so that's OK.
很好 Good. Yes.
我买的是这辆枯燥的407 And I have bought this utterly dreary 407.
现在开始本次 And now, we're going to test them
我们毫无兴趣的试车 as if we're not interested in cars at all.
在这些烂车里，没多久 In these horrible cars, it didn't take us long
我们就体会到如今标致车主的感受了 to get the hang of being modern Peugeot drivers.
疯了！ Maniac!
拐弯... And...turn...
为什么那么多Top Gear白痴批评标致？ Why oh why do those idiots on Top Gear criticise Peugeot?
瞧！6速变速器 I mean, look, six-speed gear box.
很棒 This is particularly brilliant
灯光切换键，关闭 you've got your light switch here, off, and then here,
“特别的关闭” especially off.
2...2.5转，换挡... So two... two-and-a-half revs, another gear...
噢，不，应该... Oh, no, you're supposed to press...
进去了 That's it.
不久，詹姆士出事了 Soon, James had an accident.
见鬼 Damn and blast.
噢，不 Oh, dear.
噢，不、不、不... Oh, dear, dear, dear...
又撞了？是的 You crashed again? Yeah.
今早你就在这撞的吧？ Didn't you crash on this corner this morning?
是的，一次没成功过 Yeah. I haven't got round it once yet.
真难走。为啥这里会设计弯道... It is tricky. I don't know why they put corners on...
为啥会撞车？ I mean, why would you?
我开太快了 Well, I was going quite fast.
我在三挡 I was in third.
噢！ Oh!
当詹姆士拖车时 While James's car was being towed out of the ditch,
我抓住机会 I took the opportunity to demonstrate
展示了标致另一项惊人功能 yet another incredible standard feature on my car.
若想降下副驾玻璃 If you want to lower the passenger window,
你可以按下司机侧按钮 you can do that from a switch on the driver's door.
但若想升起它...没门 But if you want to get it back up again... you can't.
所以得走到另一边 So, you have to go round to the other side, OK,
用这边的按键 and use the button here.
但如果这么做，玻璃会被胳膊挡住 But, if you do that, you're going to trap your arm in this gap here.
标致也想到了。显然车门打不开 Now, Peugeot's thought of that, OK? Obviously, you can't open this door.
车锁不见了，出于安全考虑 There's no door lock, that's for security reasons.
所以再回到驾驶室 - 很聪明 So you pop back round here - and this is incredible
按下按钮 simply pull this switch, OK?
玻璃降下 Windows ALL go down now.
顶棚打开，现在... The roof detaches, and now...
瞧，我能升起车窗 Now look，I can lift the window
不会卡住胳膊 without getting my arm trapped.
瞧？多聪明 Can you see? Brilliant.
詹姆士拖出车后 With James's car out of the ditch,
我们开始享受标致电台 we relaxed by tuning in to Radio Peugeot.
杰里米·瓦因，BBC 2台 Jeremy Vine, BBC Radio 2.
“英国拥挤吗？”我们从这话题开始 "Is Britain full?" is how we started this.
沃菲尔德伯克郡的艾莉森说 Alison in Warfield in Berkshire texts and says,
“我无法在维特罗斯停车” "I can't park at Waitrose.
“是的，英国很拥挤” "So, yes, we are too full."
好听众 Good caller.
很礼貌。用碰撞告诉我 That's very nice of him. He just gave me a little push there
他在超车 to let me know he was coming past.
过弯！过弯！ Corner! Corner!
我做到了，成功 I've done it. I'm round.
伴随着温馨的标致电台节目... Despite the soothing tones of Radio Peugeot...
你认为英国水质有待提高吗？ Do you think you may have the worst-tasting water in Britain?
拨打热线0500 288 291... Do call us if so 0500 288 291...
在路上我们压力山大 we found the journey very stressful
全拜愚蠢的路标... thanks to badly placed road signs...
和密集车流所赐 and busy junctions.
疯子 Maniac.
发展 Maniac.
小混混 Yobbo.
疯子 Maniac.
疯...噢，等等，空当出现 Mani... oh, hold on, I think there's a chance here.
噢...见鬼！ Ohhh... damn it!
该死的路政，也不修修路 Bloody council not mending the bloody roads.
詹姆士，又是个弯道，弯道 James, there's a corner coming up, a corner.
又有弯道警示。当心 There's a sign saying, "corner". Do take care this time, OK?
说实在的，我没留意到詹姆士的事故 To be honest, I didn't notice James's latest accident
因为我发现这车另一个特点 because I'd found yet another feature in my amazing car.
如果我按下加热按钮 If I push this button here that increases the temperature,
保持数秒... and then hold it down for a little while...
好的 There we go.
不错，不错。冒烟了！ Lovely, lovely. Mm-mm, smoke!
显然，烟雾有些呛人 Obviously, there's a fair bit of choking you have to go through,
但...瞧瞧这场面！ but, um... look at the result!
人们喜欢...在家生火 People like a... a real fire in their homes.
而我在车里实现了 I've got one in my car.
这车自带烟囱 It's a good job this car has a chimney.
这功能挺实用 Obviously, that's a very good design feature.
当我再次见到詹姆士 When I met up with James again,
标致车主噩梦降临 it was at the Peugeot driver's worst nightmare
双环状交叉路口 a double mini-roundabout.
呃... Now...
老天... Dear God. Right, that's clear...
怎么办 I don't know.
疯子！ Maniac!
噢，老天，别再碰到双环状交叉路口 Oh, God - no more double mini-roundabouts ever, please.
经过这次恐怖折磨 After such a terrifying ordeal,
我们要坐下喝杯茶平复情绪 we needed hot sweet tea to calm our nerves,
于是来到附近花园 so we went to a nearby garden centre.
威尔·赫尔发来邮件“我建议恢复劳教所” Will Hull e-mails, "I suggest we bring back workhouses.
“能缓解公共资源分配不均的现状” "That would deter people exploiting the state
找个车位 A space there, nearly.
入口？ Entrance?
前面看看 I'll have to come in forwards.
来杯茶。噢...真棒 A cup of tea. Ooh... perfect.
你看这个了吗，詹姆士？啥？ Have you seen this, James? What?
胡萝卜能预防癌症。真的？是 Carrots stop you getting cancer. Really? Yeah.
但每日邮报说是番茄 But The Mail said it was toma... tomatoes.
或者番茄致癌？ Or was it tomatoes give you cancer?
我认为戴安娜令人致癌。或是房价？ I thought Diana gave you cancer. Or was it house prices?
不，移民影响房价... No, immigrants do house pr...
更乱了 Oh, I get confused.
下午茶后，我们回到路上 Afternoon tea over, we got back on the road.
疯子！ Maniac!
结束混乱一天，我们回家 After a busy day, we were heading home,
于是各自给车装上一套 and to get there, we'd fitted our cars
名叫“卫星导航”的设备 with something called "satellite navigation".
很神奇。孩子们送的礼物 Incredible device. It was a present from my children.
能显示我的位置和回家的路 It knows where I am on the planet and then it can get me to my house.
照着它说的做就行 All I have to do is as I'm told.
这里左拐...好的... So I go left here... yes...
照着电子地图，右拐 Right, according to the electric map, I go right.
这里是... This is, um...
杂草真多，路政应该好好 overgrown，the council should really do something
修修这条路 about this road here.
真奇怪，石头不停敲打车身 It's weird, isn't it? You hear stories all the time
有些白痴说“噢，我照着卫星导航” about idiots who, "Oh, I was following the satellite navigation
“开下悬崖，掉进海里” "and I drove off a cliff or into a canal",
你会觉得“这人真二！” and you think, "What a moron!"
一定是条近路。真聪明 Must be a shortcut. Bloody clever.
到了。温馨的家！ And here we are. Home sweet home!
啊，真开心！ Ah, joy!
瞧，一路顺风，标致 So, there we are - Peugeot.
他们擅长制造结实的车 They were brilliant at making strong cars.
擅长制造优秀运动型车 They were brilliant at making sporty cars,
在过去十年 and for the last decade,
他们制造优秀的烂车 they have been brilliant at making terrible cars.
这就是全世界最烂司机的最佳选择 This really is THE perfect car for the world's imperfect drivers.
“阻止超速最佳办法” "The simple way to stop speeding is to hand a jail sentence
“是把所有超速者关进监狱” "to anyone who's caught breaking the speed limit,
“但也会产生些问题” "and that will sort the problem."
“Ramsgate的珍妮，肯特郡...” Jenny in Ramsgate, Kent...
“但也有个担忧” But here's the worry.
很快，标致会改变主意 Soon, it will be time for Peugeot to change its mind again
生产其他物品 and think of something new.
谁知道他们会生产什么 And who knows what that'll be.
按照标致尿性，估计是... Knowing Peugeot, it could be...
一种惰性气体 a type of inert gas.
或者标致nine-piece蓝调乐队 The Peugeot nine-piece Rhythm and Blues band.
只有时间能告诉我们 Only time will tell.
真的？ Really?
Top Gear史上最烂车 Worst thing ever on Top Gear, the choking
从未有过比在烟熏火燎的 I've never, never ever had anything worse
标致上更糟的体验了 than being choked to death in a car on fire.
等等。啥？等等 Hang on. What? Hang on a minute.
你俩是说标致花了十年 Are you two saying that Peugeot have spent ten years
故意制造烂车？ deliberately making terrible cars?
没人能不经意地持续十年造烂车 Mm. Well, yeah - you can't make cars that consistently bad by accident.
想想这个，哈蒙德 No, think about it, Hammond, think about it.
造一辆刹车复杂，悬挂昂贵的车 What is the point of making a car
究竟有什么意义 with complicated brakes and expensive suspension
如果只是为了卖给那些 if you're just going to sell it to someone
对杰里米·瓦因和小额贷款感兴趣的人 who only wants Jeremy Vine and easy finance?
你造出便宜的车 Exactly - you make cars as cheaply as possible
卖给那些根本不在意的人 and then sell them to people who won't notice.
这么想，就在我们说话时 I mean, think of it this way, OK? Right now, even as we speak,
9百万不喜欢车的英国人 nine million people in Britain are so uninterested in cars,
正在看另个频道的《助产士》 they're watching that Midwife thing on the other side.
你想说这些人都是标致车主？ And you're saying they're all Peugeot drivers?
没错，如果听到标致开始养牛 Yes, I am, and they're all going to be absolutely heartbroken
他们会伤心欲绝 when Peugeot starts making cows.
伴随这条消息，又该说再见了 And on that bombshell, it's time to end.
感谢各位收看。下周见。晚安！ Thank you so much for watching. See you next week. Good night!
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